[DocSavage]

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.  He has his food prepared for him.  He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/52.  His meals are provided at no cost to him..  He visits the Dr. twice a year for his checkup, and anytime during the year if any medical needs arise.  For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.   He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.  If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.  He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.  He receives these accommodations absolutely free.  He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.  All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day...
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head; Holy S#!t, my dog is a member of congress!